Few Jokes brings lough

In our tense life some good jokes can bring lough in a moment
jokes have different topics one of them is Teacher and student's relation
Jokes not abuse this relation but bring them closer

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!


TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!


TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but ! you asked me how I spell it!


TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!


TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!


TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


TEACHER: George Washington not o! nly chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.


TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

Save Electricity

Think

Improve your daily habit to save Electricity


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Forward this to help your coming generation !!

Few words about love by great people

No human being, even the most passionately loved and passionately loving, is ever in our possession.

- Albert Camus

The most wonderful of all things in life, I believe, is the discovery of another human being with whom one's relationship has a glowing depth, beauty, and joy as the years increase. This inner progressiveness of love between two human beings is a most marvellous thing, it cannot be found by looking for it or by passionately wishing for it. It is sort of a Divine accident.

- Horace Walpole

The work of art must seize upon you,wrap you up in itself and carry you away.It is the means by which the artist conveys his passion.It is the current which he puts forth which sweeps you along in his passion.

- Auguste Renoir

For this is Wisdom; to love, to live To take what fate, or the Gods may give.To ask no question, to make no prayer,To kiss the lips and caress the hair,Speed passion's ebb as you greet its flow To have, - to hold - and - in time, - let go!

- Laurence Hope

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one most not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

- Woody Allen

Each time that one loves is the only time one has ever loved. Difference of object does not alter singleness of passion. It merely intensifies it. We can have but one great experience at best, and the secret of life is to reproduce that experience as often as possible.

- Oscar Wilde

It's just so uninteresting to live without love.Life has not risk. Love just seems to make life not just livable, but a gallant, gallant event.

- Toni Morrison

Love is an alliance of friendship and animalism; if the former predominates it is passion exalted and refined; if the latter, gross and sensual.

- C C Colton

To be exempt from the passions with which others are tormented, is the only pleasing solitude.

- Joseph Addison

Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits.

- Paul Eldridge

Make love now, by night and by day, in winter and in summer... You are in the world for that and the rest of life is nothing but vanity, illusion, waste. There is only one science, love, only one riches, love, only one policy, love. To make love is all the law, and the prophets.

- Anatole France

The only difference between a caprice and a life-long passion is that the caprice lasts a little longer.

- Oscar Wilde

Oh with what passion my heart is burning, I fear you will never know.

- Anonymous

Only a Simple Problem

Try to solve this problem.....

Don't give it up so easily.

Best of Luck ............
IF ...
1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 125
4 = 625
5 = ?
Think.......

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Need Answer ??



Answer is = 1
Are you thinking too much?
Going off the track?
Do not keep forgetting the history!
Remember the first line?
1=5?

You can see we just make our simple problem a complicated one,So what you need to do is stay calm and just go in the right path.
THE MORAL IS ..........
Don't complicate simple problems.

Story of Two Brothers

Two Brothers

There were once 2 brothers who lived on the 80th level. On coming home one day, they realized to their dismay that the lifts were not working and that they have to climb the stairs home. After struggling to the 20th level, panting and tired, they decided to abandon their bags and come back for them the next day. They left their bags then and climbed on. When they have struggled to the 40th level, the younger brother started to grumble and both of them began to quarrel. They continued to climb the flights of steps, quarreling all the way to the 60th floor. They then realized that they have only 20 levels more to climb and decided to stop quarreling and continue climbing in peace. They silently climbed on and reached their home at long last. Each stood calmly before the door and waited for the other to open the door. And they realized that the key was in their bags which was left on the 20th floor This story is reflecting on our life...many of us live under the expectations of our parents, teachers and friends when young. We seldom get to do the things that we really like and love and are under so much pressure and stress so that by the age of 20, we get tired and decided to dump this load. Being free of the stress and pressure, we work enthusiastically and dream ambitious wishes. But by the time we reach 40 years old, we start to lose our vision and dreams. We began to feel unsatisfied and start to complain and criticize. We live life as a misery as we are never satisfied. Reaching 60, we realize that we have little left for complaining anymore, and we began to walk the final episode in peace and calmness. We think that there is nothing left to disappoint us, only to realize that we could not rest in peace because we have an unfulfilled dream ...... a dream we abandoned 60 years ago.

So what is your dream? Follow your dreams, so that you will not live with regrets.

Women Like Bad Boys

Do Women Like Bad Boys !

Women use to say they want a decent boy but in deep they usually like to be with Bad Boys.

Women like the boys with tough guys attitude and who care philosophy.

some tips to be a "Bad Boy" for a "Nice Women"

• Be confident and relaxed.

• Just ignore her test and do it in your terms to do something nice for her.

• Don't spend your much time in attempts to please her just act like you don't care.

• Women likes the men having exciting lives and who aren't afraid to take risks.

so what you waiting for be a bad-boy to grab a nice-girl.

Principles for Success

This is the story of
Bobby.

He was a young boy who lived with his elderlyMother. His mother wanted him to learn how to play the piano because sheLonged to hear her son play for her. She sent her son to a piano teacher who Took Bobby in under her guidance.


However, there was one small problem Because Bobby was not musically inclined and therefore was very slow in Learning.


The teacher did not have much faith in the boy because of his Weakness. The mother was very enthusiastic and every week she would send Bobby to the teacher .


One day Bobby stopped attending the piano lessons. The teacher thought that He had given up and in fact she was quite pleased since she did not give Much hope to Bobby. Not long after, the piano teacher was given the task to Organize a piano concert in town. She sent out circulars to invite the Students and public to attend the event.


Suddenly, she received a call from Bobby who offered to take part in the concert. The teacher told Bobby that He was not good enough and that he was no longer a student since he had Stopped coming for lessons.


Bobby begged her to give him a chance and Promised that he would not let her down.


Finally, she gave in and she put him to play last, hoping that he will Change his mind at the last minute. When the big day came, the hall was Packed and the children gave their best performance. Finally ,


It was Bobby's Turn to play and as his name was announced, he walked in. He was not in Proper attire and his hair was not properly groomed.


The teacher was really Nervous since Bobby's performance could spoil the whole evening's brilliant Performance.


As Bobby started playing the crowd became silent and was amazed At the skill of this little boy. In fact, he gave the best performance of The evening. At the end of his presentation the crowd and the piano teacher Gave him a standing ovation. The crowd asked Bobby how he managed to play so Brilliantly.


With a microphone in front of him, he said, "I was not able to Attend the weekly piano lessons as there was no one to send me because my Mother was sick with cancer. She just passed away this morning and I wanted Her to hear me play. You see, this is the first time she is able to hear me Play because when she was alive she was deaf and now I know she is listening To me. I have to play my best for her!"

SUCCESS PRINCIPLES


This is indeed a touching story of love and excellence. When you have a Passion and a reason to do something, you will surely excel. You may not beTalented or gifted but if you have a strong enough reason to do something, You will be able to tap into your inner God given potential.

MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE

" Find the good. It's all around you. Find it, showcase it and you'll start Believing in it."

Perfect solution to illiteracy

True Friend ?

A friend is the one who knows the song of your heartbeats and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words !!
"is it the right thought for a friend "


how would you find your soul mate & share your feeling with one u wanted always.

Is there any simple way to express your emotions to the person you want to live with ?
which way we can short out this question

in a right manner !!